buzzfeedceleb:

The two people who looked embarrassed to be singing at the Oscars.

buzzfeedceleb:

The two people who looked embarrassed to be singing at the Oscars.

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There was no way I was not reblogging this.  The mustache on Richard and Aidan ‘Needs More Sex Appeal’ Turner…. I’m dead.

And speaking of Skyrim mods

Last night I installed naked lady and man mods + the sex mod for Skyrim.  Things to note, the strapon does not automatically come with the addon.  You have to craft it…out of glass.  Something is buggy with my install so I didn’t even have the recipe to do that.  

I did, however, have a recipe for laughter.  SO MUCH LAUGHTER.  Was fun streaming the antics for people and perhaps I shall do so again.

Pro-tip, Vilkas likes to watch.

Edit: And we totally banged Brynjolf for Leggywillow.  He hammed it up for the camera (I am not kidding here).

Gembat made this for the SIB group on LJ, but I feel it needs to be shared here.  ‘Poems about my dad’.  Ded now.

Gembat made this for the SIB group on LJ, but I feel it needs to be shared here.  ‘Poems about my dad’.  Ded now.

The Honeyed Peach

So I hear it’s Cullen week or something.  I’ll contribute with a piece I wrote 1.5 years ago.  Zevran takes Cullen to a brothel to make a ‘man’ out of a man.  Tongue firmly goes in cheek on this one… (and sorry, read more link not working for some reason so linking offsite)

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My dear Cullen, you can take the boy out of the Chantry, but shouldn’t we try to take the Chantry out of the boy? Surely the Maker would not object to you experiencing one of the finer pleasures of his creation.”

Carnal pleasures had been something Cullen denied himself all his adult life. The path of the chaste and pure shone brightest. But with his downfall from grace, his becoming a Grey Warden, he began to feel disillusioned with a life of blind worship and following. The Templars, the Chantry, both had cast him aside, completing ignoring his many years of devout service. His faith had been rocked to its core. It was for this reason that he followed Zevran to the Honeyed Peach, a rather exclusive and private brothel hidden in the sumptuous buildings of Denerim’s Palace district.

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Appropriate to tonight’s conversation…

Appropriate to tonight’s conversation…

Going through a snippet doc

So I keep a snippet doc file that I write up basically ‘snippets’ or little thoughts, phrase, etc. that might come to me when I’m sitting down to write or say, browse tumblr.

I was going through it tonight and found these nuggets and had to lol.

"He was hard, so impossibly hard.  She had thought there were no more statues of the Howes within Amaranthine, torn down after his father’s treachery.  She had but to brush the palm of her hand across the laces of his trousers to know, she was wrong.”

"Whips, Chains & Lyrium - A Templar’s Tale"

Pornstache Templar to random lady at the Hanged Man:  “Mages aren’t the only thing hung at the Gallows.”

So…..

I have RP posts to write and most of these posts are filled with gratuitous amounts of manpain.  Thing is, I wanna lol a little first.

This means, of course, crack prompt time.  Prompt me something cracky and I’ll try to write a small drabble.

Pretty much anything is ok to ask.  I’ve proven long ago that I have no shame.

edit: Prefer DA prompts, but I could try ME if the prompt was right.

Here’s one of the group shots from Girl Geek Con.  Much fun was had by all.

Here’s one of the group shots from Girl Geek Con.  Much fun was had by all.