Sweet little cupcakes baked by the devil

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January 11, 2013

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Moments in IRC - Shaved Edition (We are horrible people)

Tasmen: bearsack
Fiona: lol
Marius: "your hands are so warm and soft and hairy"
Maeva: jklfkljfsakjlsdf stop oh god
Tasmen: hairy?
Tasmen: pleaaaase
Maeva: the shaven sack of a howe
Marius: oh, so he shaves
Marius: appropriate tbh
Tasmen: Yep
Marius: let's get him a fedora
Tasmen: he leaves the hair on his face
Fiona: lmao
Tasmen: that's his landing strip
Maeva: ahahahaha
Eadric: is that the thing on his chin too
Fiona: Can you imagine how scary shaving your balls would be with pre-20th century razors
Marius: he should at least keep one long hair on his balls
Maeva: only real men shaved their balls back then
Marius: just to remind himself he's a man
Maeva: bc it was so metal

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January 11, 2013

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Does this please you? 💘: The Howe meta I've been sitting on for a while now.

stealyourshiny:

heretherebdragons:

zimrathon:

OKAY SO. I’ll happily be everyone’s reference regarding the Howes. I…pretty much know all there is to know about them that’s readily available.

That headcanon about the Howes was mine, and there’s much more to it than that.

See, I am one of those that does the thing you hate, has Nathaniel sent off with Thomas being the heir. But I made it have another reason. Rendon wanted to marry Nathaniel off to Anora. He’d control the kingdom at that point and the Howes would be the most important family in all of Ferelden. He deserved more… yep.

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December 27, 2012

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zimrathon:

DA: Nathaniel by *artastrophe

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December 20, 2012

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zimrathon:

NATHANIEL: Ah. Well, at least I know where I stand.

(when he asks if the Warden considers him a friend, and they reply with, “I’m your Commander. Nothing more.”)

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December 18, 2012

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FanFic: Cousland/Howe

I usually post crack fic here but seeing as it is Nathaniel Howe porn week and far be it for me not to make a contribution, here’s some porn I wrote a while ago. Yeah, I’m looking at you ralyse as I know you are looking at me.

Moments in IRC - The Room Edition

Lin: if I could find the time, I'd be tempted to write well adjusted no angst AU Nate
Maeva: I can't even imagine how that's possible
Lin: His eyes opened, the sound of the chirping birds about his bed the best alarm he could ask for. Nature's call, sweet and pure, cheep cheep cheep.
Maeva: cheepcheepcheep
Eadric: cheep cheep cheep
Lin: yes :)
Maeva: "have you met fiona she is so beautiful and sexy"
Maeva: NATE WISEAU, ENJOY THAT
Lin: you will not ruin him for me
Lin: He is no Daniel Craig

Tags: moments in irc Warden's Vigil Nathaniel Howe The Room Crossover You're tearing me apart LEGGYWILLOW

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December 10, 2012

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Moments in IRC - Bingo Edition

Marius: the angst in strong
Marius: is
Marius: just as the howe is strong
Kahrin: LOl
Kahrin: this is like, daddy-issue angst bingo
Maeva: and post for you kahrin :D
Kahrin: yesss
Linette: good way of putting it kahrin
Maeva: daddy issue bingo is nate sweeping the card off the table and screaming 'DAD NEVER LET US PLAY GAMES'
Linette: hahahahahah
Kayreeh: oooh Kayreeh the spy XD
Kahrin: LOOOOL
Kahrin: WE ALSO NEVER GOT A FREE SPACE
Kayreeh: the chattiest spy in all Ferelden
Linette: Rendon Howe is why Nathaniel can't have nice things.

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December 05, 2012

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Moments in IRC - Camping Edition

Linette: adara and carver can now talk smack about Nate
Kahrin: LOL
Linette: adara: I think the commander is sleeping with Fiagai. They go on a lot of "trips" alone
Kahrin: carver: that makes -so much- sense
Kahrin: "… he asked me to go camping" D8
Marius: adara: you in danger, girl
Kahrin: lol
Maeva: loooooooooool
Linette: murder juice makes the best lube
Maeva: "DUN DO IT"
Fiagai: lol
Kahrin falls over
Maeva: yeah adara is 100% sure that nate's campouts are super kinky
Kahrin: Plot Twist: Nate leavse Carver and Figs alone at the campout
Maeva: you either get murdered or bargain for your life with your butthole
Kahrin: -things- happen