Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
(Source: masseffecttranscribed)
Omni gel is real! From @joebilde on twitter.
I fear that it may fall short of expectations…
I STILL CAN’T OPEN THAT DOOR WITHOUT THE KEY, DAMNIT!!!
What do you mean I can’t get into that computer without a password? And why is the keyboard refusing to function anymore? What do you mean I’ve drowned it? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?!
(via freckles04)
Fandom: Mass Effect
“‘Who said you could yell in my room.’ Tali walked out with her hands on her waist, a massive strap-on dangling between her legs. To her credit, Shepard remained quiet as she stood there awe struck that the strap-on had the words ‘Pussy Buster 2.0’ written on it.”
(Source: wtffanfiction)
psdo:
if we are gonna be stuck with a ManShep in the ME movie
can we at LEAST get Idris??
all you have to do is photoshop the N7 stripes on this
The only ManShep I’d ever accept as canon.
It looked better in my head.
WITCHCRAFT :D
yesssssss
Oh sweet Maker yes.
Shepard Bell
(Source: autoluminescence)
(Source: mogatrat, via neairaalenko)
